Monday, March 13, 2006

I need a comment fix. I need it NOW!

Saying for the Day: I will start tomorrow. I really will. Don't you believe me?

--Does anybody out there know a twelve step program for comment addiction.

I know now that I am addicted.

I have all the signs.

If I don’t get at least two comments a day I begin to shake.

I get depressed.

I snap at people.

I can't sleep. I go over aandover the days entry to see what went wrong,

They say that you can’t begin to escape your addiction until you have hit bottom.

I have hit bottom.

I just spent over an hour visiting blogs and leaving comments in the hope that some of them will give me a comment in return.

How low can you sink?

I considered getting tattoo's because a nice lady, whose blog I read every day, got lots of comments whem she got her's.

The only thing that saved me was the Tattoo's Are Us place in Crystal Falls closed some years ago. But the next time I get to the big city ?

My computer hating sister says I have to get a life.

I am afraid any day now she will launch an intervention.

My family and friends will sit around and tell me, one by one, how this is hurting me.

But its not just hurting me its hurting others.

I admonished my poor daughter for not leaving enough comments.

The poor girl has problems of her own.

This can not go on.

I need help.

Surely there must be a “Comments Anonymous” out there somewhere.

Tell me where and I’ll sign up.

I will. I will.

But not today. Today is leave a comment Monday.

Please give me one last fix before I start withdrawal.

Just do that one little thing and I promise to start tomorrow.

I promise.

Or maybe Wednesday.

Hey! Leave that comment.

6850 Spins without a prize. Hapless is a bit depressed. Yesterday he lost at Canasta to his grand daughter who is only ten. This despite the fact that he hinted that it was a grand daughter's duty to let grandpa win. (Really he didn't hint he told her outright). He , the greatest Canasta player, in all of Iron County defeated by a ten year old. He can hardly stand the humiliation of it all. The poor guy has no luck at all,
Well Uncle Wiggly lovers if the granddaughter doesn't return and beat hapless again causing him to become so depressed he quits blogging we'll be back tomorrow with "As the World Spins".

Betty got up early this morning and took the garbage out then went back to bed. When she got up we went over all our options and decided to put in a new furnace.
My sister and Betty's sister called. The rest of the day was too dull to report.
Tomorrow the next look at the romantic life of a twentieth century Lutheran Pastor. I need a breathing treatment.


Blogger Mimi said...

You can always count on me Doc! ;)
I love to read your blog! I wish I had your wit!

6:09 AM  
Blogger John said...

I see you have only had one comment today....
Ah there you go now it's two!!
Looking at the list of symptons I'm worried I may be addicted as well.
You're a Dr - you should create a help group!

6:36 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Comments aren't everything you know, and when you start inveniting fake holidays to obtain them...yes, obsessed sounds about right. :)

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you have made a complete cycle in playing games with children. When you first start playing board games with your children you choose games of luck not skill. Choose games with dice or spinners because with your superior brain power you would win all games of skill.
However, now your grandchildren need to choose games of luck for you. :-)
Return to Chutes & Ladders.


7:17 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Just so you know, I am instituting this holiday in your honour. This way, we can share the commenty love; my comments are your comments.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous TC said...

Soooooo, Doc.

Begging for comments...

Losing to children...

How does that make you feel...?

Time's up.

*produces bill for $100*

9:01 AM  
Blogger ozymandiaz said...

Baby steps, Doc, baby steps. You must release yourself from all expectations.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

I really shouldn't be feeding your addiction ... I mean you are begging for help, but then I have my own addiction to commenting on peoples great posts- maybe I need help too?

9:31 AM  
Blogger Kiwi Nomad 2006 said...

Sheeeeeesh talk about begging!!!! But now you have 9 ;-)

9:58 AM  
Blogger spacemonkey said...


10:02 AM  
Blogger maria said...

Leaving a comment so your
shakiness goes away.

Great blog.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Gee, I wonder who you are talking about? hahahaha..

I never miss a day of your blog because you always make me laugh!

1:11 PM  
Blogger DeAnn said...

I am with you. I NEED my comments. NEED!!

So, here I am to help you out...

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Randy said...

Hey Doc! One good turn deserves another! Thanks for your comment today on my site! I've blogged a bit since you saw my site, so please come back!

4:25 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

I get so excited about comments, LOL! Happy "Leave a Comment Monday!" :o)

7:11 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

Does it count when you beg for comments. Does it really make you feel good or is like a non alcohol drink for a drunk.
Your grand daughter is a good canasta player I wonder where she gets that from.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Dawn Benko said...

Well, you've gotten your two comments, plus. Guess I don't need to leave one : )

10:25 PM  
Anonymous lydia said...

i will join your help group too! Sorry I missed must comment monday, hope one day late still counts :)

1:00 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Hey Im adding MY comment


2:04 AM  
Anonymous andrena said...

oh..dr. john, you know I love you! Schoolwork has me really busy these days...hope you understand.

But I know what you mean by comments. The only time I get a few of them are during your marathons....

comment anybody???

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