Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Losers of the Blogs Unite

Saying for the Day: The only way to win in a corrupt system is to be equally corrupt.
---Since I lost my two blog battles I have done a little research into “The Battle of the Blogs”. What I have discovered is a horrible little hidden truth.
This truth is even worse than all the terrible truths the liberal blogs have discovered about our “ Fascist President”.
It is even worse than the truth that the conservative blogs have discovered about that “ lying Socialistic, Arab loving, Hillary”.

This truth will blow the blogsphere wide open. Once I share it with you things will never be the same again.

Here it is. There are blogs out there that instead of standing on their own merits to get to the top of the blog pile have formed alliances.

Yes, though you don’t want to believe it , there are blogs that have joined in voting blocks with each other. Little groups of nine that send out secret e-mail to each other telling when the battle will be and then the eight whose blogs are not involved all jump in and vote for that blog.

The other seven votes don’t matter. In fact it looks more like a fair battle if they go to the other blog.

I tell you this is true. And you thought politicians were crooked. They don’t hold a candle to some blogers.

Of course this is not against the rules and so though it is unfair and immoral it is not illegal . See bloggers are as good as lawmakers at finding the loopholes that make wrong come out right.

If it was against the rules it would be hard to catch them. Everything is done in secret. One would need some kind of interception of their E-mail. To do that you would , unless you are the President, need a warrant. How do you get a judge to give you a warrant to stop the fixing of blog battles.
Hey, Bush’s conservative judges are so far behind the times they don’t even know what a computer is. ( I read that on a blog) You’d never get the warrant.

So what we need is a new blog alliance. I am calling for eight bloggers to send me a secret e-mail and join with me in an alliance.

This alliance would be an alliance for losers. We would not vote for each other’s blogs. No, we would all agree on a time, and then I or the leader for the day would pick a battle.

Then we would cast eight votes for the blog with the worst record. This is a losers alliance.

We won’t worry about content. We will look at, but not bother to read , each blog. Then we would vote for the one with the worst record. Its that simple we are a loser’s alliance.

We will bring justice to a corrupt system.

Are you with me?

<--- Take the pole. Please take the pole.

5950 spins without a win. Today was not the magic day that hapless loser yearns for. His spins, of course, got him nothing. His lotto ticket left him choosing not one single correct number. Not one of the internet contests he entered gave him a win. I am telling you he should be depressed beyond belief. But he isn't. I think his wife has been putting happy pills in his coffee. He is all excited because in his spins this morning the million dollars came up twice side by side and missed by one on the last. That's as close as you can get without winning. One day he will wise up and understand that a loss is a loss is a loss. Perhaps tomorrow.
Now my dear Uncle Wiggly lovers if this blog doesn't get into a battle of the blogs that blows away all its credits causing poor hapless loser to have to buy some we'll be back tomorrow with another adventure of " AS the World Spins"
My problems with the ELCA Pension Board are over. The new form 1099-R is here. I will still owe the IRS some money but the problem with 1099-R is solved.
You can rest now Bishop. Now I am just kidding. I know Bishop's never rest.
Betty went to Tops. So I had to make my own lunch. I microwaved two potatoe pancakes from the freezer ( I made them last week) and two White Castle hamburgers. What would I do without a freezer?
The new fortress at the start of this blog is the actual fortress Linna in Finland on a day when the dragons were quite active.(really this is a Linna (fortress or castle) near Helsinki.)
Our daughter called. Now she has an ear infection. We Linna's seem to get more than our share of infections.
Betty went back to working on the mountains. She is having trouble getting the tunnels right. She may have crappy tunnel syndrom. Woops , sorry about that.
Well I really need a breathing treatment.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me where that fortress at the top of the page is really located.


1:12 PM  
Blogger doris said...

I have to laugh about the BOTB thing. It is a load of rubbish and sure people vote for the blogs they know and are "friends" with. I used to think that whatever, it brought some traffic but no longer think that when I noticed that the BOTB visitors barely touched the stat counter and and have now found that you can vote without waiting for the blog to fully load!

So, I'm afraid I only vote now on the big scoring battles and usually vote for the underdog each and every time. Except for the absolute weirdo blogs whose politics I don't like!

It is not worth taking part.

1:49 PM  
Blogger doris said...

PS I haven't the time to take part in any allegiances!

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anna30 said...

I think one of your dragons is upside down. Funny way for a dragon to fly. What happened tothe real flying one's?

3:35 PM  
Blogger country-gospel-singer said...

Read your blog and got a laugh today. The dog thing was funny and laughed till tears came. Thanks.
Sister In Christ,
Janie Marie

6:37 PM  
Blogger Serpthia said...

Do you keep Betty laughing or does she just roll her eyes at this point?

I voted: Admired like Bambi.

I'll leave you with a piece of my wisdom: One of greatest things about growing old is, you can go insane and not many people will notice.

I laughed till it hurt reading some of your entries (really).


6:51 PM  
Anonymous jan said...

I was licking my wounds from my first forays into BOTB, feeling down tonight, and I think God himself pointed me to your blog and the losers' alliance.:) Glad to hear it's rigged. Count me in on a losers' alliance. I always have time for truth and justice.

btw, where did that fortress come from?

7:00 PM  

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