Saturday, February 11, 2006

Greatest Blog Entry Ever

Saying for the Day: Now I forgot to remember where I put that list of things I didn't want to forget.
-----I was riding in the car the other day when I came up with this wonderful idea for something to write in this part of my blog. It was funny, it was philosophical, it was really really deep. I created some of my best phrases ever . I used words that were almost beyond my ability and I gave them just the right twist.
If you had read them you would have been driven to comment. They were that good. You would have said things like
“Best blog I ever read”.
“ You certainly have a great command of the English language”.
” “ I am blogmarking you and telling all my friends”.
“I am really proud to be your Bishop.” ( This assumes the Bishop reads the blog.)
“ Dad you have outdone yourself”
and “ I have to tell Peter”.
Not only that you would have laughed until you ended up rolling on the floor. It was that funny.
But at the same time there were elements of a deeper sadness that the reader would feel coming through.
Even if you aren’t religious or don’t believe in God this blog would for a moment have ushered you into His Presence.
I went over it many times in my mind making sure it was just right.
I recited it to my wife who almost lost control of the car . It was that good.
I know by now you are waiting to read this wonderful blog piece.
There is , unfortunately , one little problem. When we finally got home I couldn’t remember a word of it. I couldn’t even remember what it was about. I asked my wife and she couldn’t remember it either. This, even though, she said it was so good she would never forget it.
It was as if a nasty demon had erased that part of our minds but left us the memory of how good it was.
Some day though, perhaps in the car, it will come back to me. I am going to make sure I always take my laptop from now on just in case. If it comes back and I put it in the laptop and the file disappears then we’ll know it’s a demon and I know a good Exorcist.

@@@ Today 5500 spins without a win.
But now our hapless loser know why.
His computer has been infected with the NOWIN virus. This is a new virus that was created by a demented hacker in New Jersey.
It monitors your computer and anytime you are the verge of winning it breaks your communication with IWON. Twice this morning our hapless loser was on the verge of winning when the little wheels wouldn't stop spinning. They just spun until a sign appeared that said you have lost communication please hit the refresh button.
It has to be a virus. IWon couldn't tell him it had lost communication because it couldn't communicate with him. Our hapless loser knows that much.
So now he needs to get SBC to upgrade his virus catcher to get rid of the NOWIN virus. Will it work. Tune in again tomorrow to "As the World Spins" nominated for an early morning Clinker .*****

Betty went to the hardware store for some more paste. It takes a lot of paste to build a mountain. I added to the personal diatribes blog. Its a good addition. You should read it.
Right after lunch my computer hating sister called. Yep that's the same one that hates Busch but I'm not aloud to call her the Bush hating sister on the blog anymore unless I give the reasons she hates Bush and that would just take up too much space. Anyway she may hate computers but she knows who to call to get some information from one. She wants to know what it would cost to get a good hotel , in the theater district, in New York. I suppose I will find out for her.
Betty and I went to church then to the grocery store. I wish I knew the name of the young man who hauled out our groceries this week and last. Both times he stopped long enough to put my walker in the car. I really need the walker to get around but it is really hard to get into the car. I think next week we'll take a thank you note with a little money in it in case we see him.
I looked up the cost for a good hotel in the theater district and the lowest I could find wants $160 a night plus tax. I"m not sure that's what my sister wants to hear.
Well I need a breathing treatment.
GBYA

5 Comments:

Blogger Pennie said...

Dad,

I hate when I have a great idea but can't remember what it is. Fun read today.


Pennie

3:07 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

You have the same problem I do except I came up with a million dollar idea that would make us all rich and wouldn't you know that very same day, I saw a commercial for it on tv!(My idea came when I was cleaning out the crock pot which I really do not like doing especially when we have chili. I thought they should make disposable liners for the crockpot). Like I said, I saw the ad for the first time that day and I have not seen it since. Maybe it is God's way of telling me to forget about this idea. Lori

3:53 PM  
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