Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Fast Forward from Ralph 12

Saying for the day: In an emergency nothing beats logic.

My good friend Ralph who just got out of the hospital forwarded this to me and I share it with you.
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

@@@@ News from Pigeon Falls –The little town in my garage where the trains still run, dragons fly, and the town has a dream– As our Saturday dream continued the people of Oiseaux Morts waited for the big flying bug like things. They could see them flying in formation toward the town. Each one carried a basket filled with tar and pitch and the rider carried a lit candle. When they were over the town , one by one, the riders would drop their candles into the basket and the bug would drop the basket. Streams of flame would descend upon the town setting the thatched roofs and wooden buildings aflame. It would also burn any soldier it landed on and set their clothes on fire. But they could do nothing but watch them come.
Then suddenly a smaller flying figure , about half the size of the bug things, could be seen flying behind the formation. It seemed to be a small dragon. The riders on their bugs either didn’t see it or couldn’t be bothered with it. The little dragon flew from bug to bug.
Then it began the bug at the back of the formation had its basket burst into flame. The bug let out a horrible scream and crashed into its own soldiers. Then the next basket lit, and the next, until all fifteen bug things were on fire. As they crashed they set supply wagons on fire and destroyed some of their soldiers. Now the little dragon swopped to the wagons that carried the extra baskets for the bug things and soon theyw ere all ablaze. They were exploding and dumping burning tar and pitch over the army. The army turned and fled.
The people of the town let out a cry. “ Our Dragon has saved us”
The people of Pigeon Falls woke from their common dream and each said “ Our Dragon has saved us”.

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It was a pretty good day. I feel a bit better. I blogged. I visited two rows of my links. The only scarey thing is the DR.'s office called and said that it was important that I call the office tomorrow morning.Now I need a breathing treatment.


Blogger Janvangogh said...

So is the dragon half the size of the bugs or are the bugs twice the size of the dragon in the dream? How many of those fried bologna sandwiches did you eat?

5:57 AM  
Anonymous quilly said...

Yey, dragon!

6:15 AM  
Blogger QUASAR9 said...

lol! - Hail Mary, Hail Mary!

6:31 AM  
Blogger QUASAR9 said...

I like the way sister logical thought that when they (SM&SL) split or separated each one way

The man did the only logical thing and followed sister logical - lol!

Otherwise the man would have had to do the only mathematical thing to do - undo the buttons two in two

6:33 AM  
Blogger Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

It just goes to prove that you can chase a nun, you just can't get into the habit.

Awesome stories. Where do you come up with this stuff?

Good to see you back in action. Hope you are doing well.


6:52 AM  
Blogger ArtsyTartsyViray said...

Hahahaha... have a great day!

7:21 AM  
Blogger The Rev. Dr. Kate said...

Cute joke! And good for the dragon!

11:29 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

haha....good joke Dr John!!! Brought a giggle from me.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Thanks for the wonderful laugh Dr. John. Your friend sure does know how to send you some super forwards.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous jan said...

I think the joke is funny but a coach in our town almost got fired for proving that rape couldn't take place by saying that last line. So much of the world has become a humorless place.

5:57 PM  
Blogger Nea said...

Well as sister logic would say, do not worry until it is time to worry. Hope all is well......with the reports. i know that dread waiting for the news.....but often it isn't as bad as we imagine. We are all wishing you the very best.

1:05 AM  
Blogger bazza27 said...

Consider the hail mary's said.

4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I bet you would do what Sam the underwriter did today. I talked about him tonight on my blog. In my mind's eye I could see you do the same thing. I think you find fun in a lot of creative ways! Even with nun stories.

7:24 PM  

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