Saying for the day:The Upper Peninsula doesn't have a lot of jobs but we have a lot of cow manure.
Mr. President I’m back with another great idea to solve the energy crisis and give a boast to the economy of Upper Michigan and Wisconsin.
I don’t know if your acting on my little windmill idea or not. But I have an even better idea and it won’t cost as much.
Cow poop. That’s right cow poop.
Some scientists in Japan have discovered a way to turn cow poop into gasoline.
(Why didn’t our scientists come up with that?)
They use some pressure and a special catalyst.
Now the Upper Peninsula has plenty of cow pop. Our neighbor Wisconsin does to. You could even say we have a surplus. We are up to our neck in poop.
We have a company in Gladstone that already makes a diesel substitute out of old frying oil and vegetable scraps. Get them the Japanese formula and a good grant and they can produce gallons and gallons of cowgoline.
Soon Cowgoline trucks will be picking up poop and hauling out Cowgoline. Not a single Arab country involved.
All you need to do is to get the Cow Poop bill of 2006 passed. You need a big item to take people’s mind off of Iraq anyway.
The bill has to provide enough money to get the formula and give a large grant to the Gladstone company.
We'll even put your picture right next to our slogan on the truck. "BS power of the future"
It wouldn’t hurt to get a little money for university research into chicken poop possibilities.
The UP has a lot of chicken poop too.
7 450 spins without a prize. "Deal or No Deal", last night, produced two more losers for old hapless's losers party. One had a chance to go home with over $90,000 and because of pure greed ended up with $8.00. Now that's a loser. The other had a chance to take home over $50,000 and ended up with $50. Another real loser. Greed is such a terrible thing. One keeps thinking I can get more and ends up with less.
Well Uncle Wiggly lovers if old hapless doesn't wangle himself an appearance on "Deal or no Deal" and turn down $100,000 to end up with a nickel thus causing him to join a monastery. We will be back tomorrow with another adventure of "As the World Spins".
I walked twice as far today. The pain has not gone away. I may simply have to walk through it. We are thinking of getting a wheel chair. I upgraded the church web page by putting new pictures in the picture section.