Saturday, March 25, 2006

Cowpoopoline


Saying for the day:The Upper Peninsula doesn't have a lot of jobs but we have a lot of cow manure.

Mr. President I’m back with another great idea to solve the energy crisis and give a boast to the economy of Upper Michigan and Wisconsin.

I don’t know if your acting on my little windmill idea or not. But I have an even better idea and it won’t cost as much.

Cow poop. That’s right cow poop.

Some scientists in Japan have discovered a way to turn cow poop into gasoline.
(Why didn’t our scientists come up with that?)

They use some pressure and a special catalyst.

Now the Upper Peninsula has plenty of cow pop. Our neighbor Wisconsin does to. You could even say we have a surplus. We are up to our neck in poop.

We have a company in Gladstone that already makes a diesel substitute out of old frying oil and vegetable scraps. Get them the Japanese formula and a good grant and they can produce gallons and gallons of cowgoline.

Soon Cowgoline trucks will be picking up poop and hauling out Cowgoline. Not a single Arab country involved.

All you need to do is to get the Cow Poop bill of 2006 passed. You need a big item to take people’s mind off of Iraq anyway.

The bill has to provide enough money to get the formula and give a large grant to the Gladstone company.

We'll even put your picture right next to our slogan on the truck. "BS power of the future"

It wouldn’t hurt to get a little money for university research into chicken poop possibilities.

The UP has a lot of chicken poop too.

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7 450 spins without a prize. "Deal or No Deal", last night, produced two more losers for old hapless's losers party. One had a chance to go home with over $90,000 and because of pure greed ended up with $8.00. Now that's a loser. The other had a chance to take home over $50,000 and ended up with $50. Another real loser. Greed is such a terrible thing. One keeps thinking I can get more and ends up with less.
Well Uncle Wiggly lovers if old hapless doesn't wangle himself an appearance on "Deal or no Deal" and turn down $100,000 to end up with a nickel thus causing him to join a monastery. We will be back tomorrow with another adventure of "As the World Spins".
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I walked twice as far today. The pain has not gone away. I may simply have to walk through it. We are thinking of getting a wheel chair. I upgraded the church web page by putting new pictures in the picture section.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mimi said...

As funny as it is it makes sense. Which means the government will never do it.

Have a great weekend! Hope you are feeling better!

6:19 AM  
Blogger Lori's Minute said...

And you thought my blog was weird?

3:23 PM  
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Anonymous terry said...

If cow poop can be made into fuel, and the U.P. has lots of that, just think what they could do with all of the Bull Poop in Washington. It would reduce the federal deficit to zero, eliminate (now that's a funny word to associate with Bull Poop) poverty, and wipe out (another couple of funny words)our dependency on foreign fuel!! Wouldn't that be a "gas"!!

6:57 PM  

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