Coming another JC drawing.
Saying for the Day: We don't care if we win as long as we have points.
Well Monday I draw for the next JC points winner.
This time I will be giving away, through the cooperation of The Theological University Online, two Doctor’s Degrees.
These are genuine (sort of) degrees printed on real parchment.
The University is willing to give them to people who have done kind things for others.
What could be kinder than leaving comments on lonely little blogs.
There will be some choice as to which degree you will receive.
Some samples can be seen by clicking here. But the degree will be tailored to your background and activity.
Now you might ask what the degree is good for. Not much I’m sad to say. But it does come with the following benefits.
1. It and $5.00 will get you coffee at Starbucks
2. It makes you feel good to be called Doctor.
3. People will give you respect ( sometimes).
4. Certificate covers spot on wall.
5. Even cats will respect you.
6. Your neighbor won’t have one.
Please note if you win and have a dog we can get you a degree for the dog.
One might ask ( who are all these asking ones?) is this genuine. It is on real parchment from an online university. How much more real can it get?
If you have other questions click here.
So on Monday after all the JC points have been counted and entered we will print out name strips. One strip for each JC point you have. These will all be placed in a basket and Betty will draw out two.
Now it is obvious the more points the better chance but it is possible for somebody with only two points to win.
I look forward to the drawing.
News from Pigeon Falls-The little town in my back yard.-A group of people came to see Mayor South this morning. She was at the Town Hall trying to catch up after the crisis. They demanded that the Bishop’s house be searched before the men come and take everything away. They want to know if the missing copy of the Charter, the constitutions, and the old volume of the local paper are there. The Mayor explained that we have only a part time constable, no local judge to issue a warrant, and no probable cause to get a warrant. Any entry into the house on their part would be illegal. This did not make them very happy but they must watch enough “Law and Order” to know this is true.
Nancy says that as many people are talking about the Bishop’s leaving as are talking about the white rabbit. Now if we could get the white rabbit to slug Big Rudy that could change.
No dead pigeons today.
The ACLU lawyer was in town today to see if one of the ten sixth grade graduates had said God in her little speech. They reminded the principal that you have to teach respect for the law when the children are young. If this attitude were to continue on the child’s part by the time she graduated high school she might be leading public prayer. Oh how horrible. The principal told the ACLU lady to relax as the only time the word God was said at graduation was when somebody sneezed and the whole class said God bless you. Happens every year.
The health department representative came to check out Jack’s Sauna because of the person who passed out the other day. He gave the place a clean bill of health. Jack runs a clean sauna.
Today's link is "All the World's a Stage". Please remember to put the words Dr. John in the comment on that link for JC poiunts. For your totals or information on JC points click here.
This was pretty much a nothing day. That's what I did , nothing. Betty cleaned house. I fooled around on the computer. In the evening we went to church. Then we went shopping. The groceries came to $200 . One can hardly afford to eat. There was no big item on the list except the garbage tags. Well I need a breathing treatment.