Saturday, June 24, 2006

Coming another JC drawing.

Saying for the Day: We don't care if we win as long as we have points.

Well Monday I draw for the next JC points winner.

This time I will be giving away, through the cooperation of The Theological University Online, two Doctor’s Degrees.
These are genuine (sort of) degrees printed on real parchment.
The University is willing to give them to people who have done kind things for others.
What could be kinder than leaving comments on lonely little blogs.

There will be some choice as to which degree you will receive.
Some samples can be seen by clicking here. But the degree will be tailored to your background and activity.

Now you might ask what the degree is good for. Not much I’m sad to say. But it does come with the following benefits.
1. It and $5.00 will get you coffee at Starbucks
2. It makes you feel good to be called Doctor.
3. People will give you respect ( sometimes).
4. Certificate covers spot on wall.
5. Even cats will respect you.
6. Your neighbor won’t have one.

Please note if you win and have a dog we can get you a degree for the dog.

One might ask ( who are all these asking ones?) is this genuine. It is on real parchment from an online university. How much more real can it get?

If you have other questions click here.

So on Monday after all the JC points have been counted and entered we will print out name strips. One strip for each JC point you have. These will all be placed in a basket and Betty will draw out two.

Now it is obvious the more points the better chance but it is possible for somebody with only two points to win.

I look forward to the drawing.

News from Pigeon Falls-The little town in my back yard.-A group of people came to see Mayor South this morning. She was at the Town Hall trying to catch up after the crisis. They demanded that the Bishop’s house be searched before the men come and take everything away. They want to know if the missing copy of the Charter, the constitutions, and the old volume of the local paper are there. The Mayor explained that we have only a part time constable, no local judge to issue a warrant, and no probable cause to get a warrant. Any entry into the house on their part would be illegal. This did not make them very happy but they must watch enough “Law and Order” to know this is true.
Nancy says that as many people are talking about the Bishop’s leaving as are talking about the white rabbit. Now if we could get the white rabbit to slug Big Rudy that could change.
No dead pigeons today.
The ACLU lawyer was in town today to see if one of the ten sixth grade graduates had said God in her little speech. They reminded the principal that you have to teach respect for the law when the children are young. If this attitude were to continue on the child’s part by the time she graduated high school she might be leading public prayer. Oh how horrible. The principal told the ACLU lady to relax as the only time the word God was said at graduation was when somebody sneezed and the whole class said God bless you. Happens every year.
The health department representative came to check out Jack’s Sauna because of the person who passed out the other day. He gave the place a clean bill of health. Jack runs a clean sauna.

Today's link is "All the World's a Stage". Please remember to put the words Dr. John in the comment on that link for JC poiunts. For your totals or information on JC points click here.
This was pretty much a nothing day. That's what I did , nothing. Betty cleaned house. I fooled around on the computer. In the evening we went to church. Then we went shopping. The groceries came to $200 . One can hardly afford to eat. There was no big item on the list except the garbage tags. Well I need a breathing treatment.


Blogger Chana said...

good morning to you both. i can think of another usage for that degree. showing it off to one's family, he, he..looking forward to the next draw. but if i win i will send you ten dollars for the donation mention on the website. now the word Fortress was somewhere in there...are you the blog's author/creator? if it's a secret you don't have to say.

i am happy how JC points have taken off..i went to the lists and there are so many people it.
i never thought of the Bishop leaving and how coincidental it was that the documents were found. but the timming is right..wouldn't that be just interesting...

glad the pigeons have stopped being killed..maybe it was the son of the caretaker and he has now learned to be good.

i think it is ridicoulos have we have to keep God out of everything...those laws are just silly...glad the principal got the lawyer off the hunt..

i'm sure the person fated out of the heat and not an unclean sauna. too much heat makes me dizzy and weak etc...and besides heart problem people shouldn't use them...maybe this person had a heart problem...
i hope you and Betty have a wonderful day. i was just thinking today that a wk from today i get to miss your beautiful posts...but i will catch up on them when i come back. you guys work so hard on those beautiful layouts. i couldn't believe those pics! take care and we will read you tomorrow...oh btw, i showed my kids the pics of the layouts and they thought it was neat, cool and awesome..

5:18 AM  
Blogger Chana said...

to the customer care rep regarding JC points:

Re: yesterday's link i did leave a message. (later on the afternoon).

thank you.

5:23 AM  
Blogger Janvangogh said...

So is this degree really on real parchment or is it on parchment looking paper? Today's blog just might have some links to the real stuff if that is the case.

Thanks for the points.

5:47 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

I am still feeling sorry for the Bishop, I dont think the town ever gave him a proper welcome.

I am excited about the drawing!!! Incidentally, that one blog I was having trouble leaving a comment I did go back later that evening and it took my comment.( I need all th e points I can get for the drawing) ;)).....Ive never been called Dr Catch before....I love the sound of God bless you and Betty and enjoy your weekend!!!! Huggs

6:14 AM  
Blogger Cindy said...

Glad to hear there are no new dead pigeons- since reading your blog I think of you everytime I see a pigeon around here, lol... Your blog is always such a treat to read!

7:34 AM  
Blogger Lori's Minute said...

We have a dead rabbit in front of our house so that takes the place of the dead pigions?

The dr. degree could also be used to start a fire.

8:11 AM  
Blogger Betty said...

I found the blog of the day interesting as I have the others

9:14 AM  
Blogger KC said...

Wow! I don't know why you chose my blog for your points program, but a great big "thank you". I love getting comments from new folks because then I have more blogs to visit! I look forward to visiting each of the folks you sent my way.

You're very nice to do this. Thank you.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Even Pigeon Falls is not safe from the "no god in school" stuff. Shame. Why don't the people who want tolerance have any tolerance for us?

12:47 PM  
Blogger Honey said...

I feel sorry for the Bishop too. He really could have helped out in the town if he was given a chance.
I could use a NEW certificate of achievement of something on parchment works for me. At least I could brag to my blog buddies!!!
I have baby rabbits in my backyard again...thank goodness they are not white!!
Take Care!

8:49 AM  

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