Secret Award

Today's Link
The Junk Drawer

Today's Saying
The easiest way to keep a secret is without help.
~Author Unknown

Today's Pictures
Packer's Number One Draft Choice

Government secrecy is a wonderful thing. It protects us from information reaching the wrong people.
I have decided to give a top secret award to the government that has done the best job of keeping things secret:Here is the award.

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Of course you can't see it because it is top secret and you don't have clearance.

After careful investigation I felt sure that our government came in in first place because of this:
When the Trident Submarine missile warheads were developed over twenty five years ago the government rightly felt a need to keep the process secret. But now the missiles are getting old and the warheads need to be rejuvenated. The only problem is that nobody knows how to make a key component of the weapons. Because of the intense secrecy no written records were kept and everyone who worked on the project is gone.
Now that’s secrecy.

But before I could present the award in a top secret ceremony I discovered this:
The German Interior Ministry reported to its parliament that it had lost 332 top secret files. The problem is that the files were so secret that nobody seems to know what was in them or even what they were about.
Now that is real secrecy.
I don’t think you can beat that.

I am now in top secret negotiations with the German Government to give the award.
Time and place not to be announced.

News from Pigeon Falls

The little town in my basement where the trains still run, dragons fly, and life is back to normal
It was almost noon and our heroic crew was ready. They would fight to the bitter end if necessary to destroy the demon. Then the town clock struck twelve . Now it would begin. But no demon showed up. They waited until one o’clock before they decided it wasn’t coming. Why they had expected the demon to play fair they didn’t know. Now it knew what they had against it. Now it could make preparations. They had played right into its hands. Now it could come after them one by one.
The group of leaders got back together at Nancy’s to make plans . They decided the army would close off main street. They would camp out on the street and wait. It would not be able to come after them one by one if that was its intent.
Tommy UK felt that the demon was somewhere laughing at them. He could almost hear the laughter.” I think he enjoys our fear and our discomfort” he said. “He’s just playing with us like a cat with a mouse. If only we knew what rope to cut or what the animals had to do with all of this.”
Petrovich was busy going over and over the Coptic original of the driblet hoping to find something that would help them .He had spent a lot of time on the word that he had translated rope. He decided it could be a wire or a vine or a string or any long thin thing. He decided to share that information with Tommy UK.

Wrap UP

People who want to see pictures of my train lay out should go here.
It was a fairly good day. In the morning we went to the clinic because their vampire was short on blood so we each gave some to keep it happy. Then I was going to see the eye Doctor but she had the day off. We went from there to Wal-Mart where we bought some plants, some printer ink, and a little food. Coming home I made arrangements to go to Green Bay next week and have a lift installed for the electric motor scooter. I tried to call my sister Dawn but the " happily retired people" wern't home. I visited all the blogs that visited my blog and left a comment yesterday and the day before. Now I need a breathing treatment.
GBYA

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