Saturday, August 29, 2009

Six Words Life


My life can't get any weirder.


I'm still waiting for my identity card and so in effect I still don't exist.
We did , however, apply for a new handicapped card as the one I am using is going to expire on the first of September.
When I got this card I was using a walker now I am using my scooter but still need the card as the scooter puts me too low for backing out cars to see me.
Today the DMV called. They got my application, they said, but I must have copied the number wrong on the card I have now. So Betty went to the car and got the handicapped card and I read her the number.
Then she told me that card belonged to a lady in Sun Prairie ,Wisconsin.
So it would seem the handicapped Dr. John doesn't exist either.
This is the card they gave me when I applied but they are sure it couldn't be their fault.
It has never been out of the car but its not their fault.
I don't know anybody in Sun Prairie.
But it's not their fault.
But they will fix the problem and I will get a new card.
It will be in the mail.
In the meantime I shouldn't use the other card.
Possibly it and my identity card will get here at the same time.
I guess until then I should stay home.





Therre

34 Comments:

Anonymous Quilly Unshuttered said...

Okay. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt before, but now I know you don't exist so I won't be leaving you any more comments.

2:06 AM  
Anonymous the amoeba said...

Ignore that lady behind the camera ...

At least you can't accuse the State of Wisconsin of false advertising. That card really is handicapped.

2:10 AM  
Blogger Akelamalu said...

Oh for goodness sake, are imbeciles running these places????

I admire your patience Dr. John and I hope you get both cards soon, with the correct details that prove who you are!

3:03 AM  
Blogger Barkley's Mommy said...

Gotta love "the system"!

3:25 AM  
Blogger Jientje said...

Oh dear! I thought stuff like this only happened in Belgium!

3:28 AM  
Blogger Dulce said...

Oh Dear Dr. Yes, you'd better stay at home for a while... Although I KNOW YOU EXist... those people can give you trouble as we've seen. Sorry.

3:37 AM  
Blogger Bridgette said...

Ok since you don't exist does that make you my invisible friend? LOL....I hope your life gets back to normal soon!

4:30 AM  
Anonymous Marisa @ Getting Back To Basics said...

Since you don't exist I guess you won't be paying any taxes!
Hope you get your problems resolved soon.

4:34 AM  
Blogger Melli said...

Dennis SAID you were my invisible friend... I'm starting to think he might be right.... Maybe you should go to Sun Prairie and see if that woman has YOUR card? Well... it would be an ADVENTURE!

5:10 AM  
Blogger FrankandMary said...

I feel like I have an identity even when I am carrying not one card, but the OFFICIALS may feel differently.
My six: Life can always get more weird.~Mary

5:59 AM  
Blogger Diana said...

Don't worry to much Dr. John, they'll find you, they always do!
Love Di

6:06 AM  
Blogger Baron's Life said...

I am willing to bet you money that you are not anonymous with the IRS...I bet you do exist there....!

6:13 AM  
Blogger Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I bet if you owed something you they would find you! <><

6:17 AM  
Blogger PS (PSanafter-thought) said...

Since you write more blog posts than most people, you exist more than most people.

6:32 AM  
Blogger Sue said...

It's never anyones fault. Maybe it doesn't matter if they fix the problem.

6:41 AM  
Blogger Lori's Minute said...

Since you do not exist yet, I will keep my comments to myself until you do exist...

7:56 AM  
Blogger Gattina said...

That's really an unbelievable story ! My passport is suspended too, because they want to change my name into my maiden name, but I refused ! I wear this name now for 40 years and don't want to be Mrs. Smith now instead of Mrs. Jones ! they get sooooo complicated ! Fortunately I can travel because they gave me a temporary one !

8:14 AM  
Blogger Gattina said...

BTW you shouldn't pay anything in taxes as you don't exist ! As far as I know ghosts don't have anything to pay !

8:15 AM  
Blogger Becca said...

Oh man, that stinks! :(

9:40 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Wow. On the brighter side. Think of all the things you can do since you don't exist.

10:10 AM  
Blogger Trudy said...

Wow, that is a fine mess...I am so sorry this crud seems to keep following you around. I hope it all gets resolved quickly and you can figure out who you are!

But at least if you're staying home, we can all continue to be blessed by your wonderful posts!

Happy 6WS!

10:40 AM  
Blogger Cherie said...

How frustrating! Hopefully, you'll be "documented" soon.

11:15 AM  
Blogger rhymeswithplague said...

I'm hoping and praying that when your identity card and your handicapped card arrive that they will (a) match each other and (b) be describing you.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Two Pretty Little Skirts said...

I second your six! awesome ;)
Thanks for stoppin by and leaving comment love!

Dawn

2:05 PM  
Blogger Thom said...

Hmmm can you stand it. Doesn't make any sense to me. But look on the bright side now you don't have to pay taxes :)

2:41 PM  
Blogger Melissa B. said...

Home is where the heart is!

2:48 PM  
Blogger anthonynorth said...

If I were you I'd go out and create havoc, and when you're pulled up, I'd say: it wasn't me. I don't exist :-)

2:48 PM  
Blogger Call Me Cate said...

What a mess of paperwork! I do hope it all is straightened out very soon.

Thanks for playing 6WS!

3:06 PM  
Blogger Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Sounds like quite an ordeal. Hopefully it won't take too long.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Jeni said...

I hate to say this but it sure does sound like government workers at their finest hour, doesn't it?

7:40 PM  
Blogger a corgi said...

you are right, it just seems to be getting weirder and weirder; hope it ALL gets resolved soon

betty

10:08 PM  
Blogger Lizze said...

Wow. Kind of makes you wonder what you did to make the government want to make you disappear so completely, huh? ;)

Happy belated 6WS!

5:23 AM  
Blogger Magical Mystical Teacher said...

Despite what you say,
life can always get weirder
along the highway.

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