Here it is Tuesday and there has been no magic activity in Pigeon Falls.
Chief Ican and Dr. Jim visited the McGregor twins and ruled them out. There simply is no magic there. Now they are just waiting.
Dr. Jim has been given a tour of the town and couldn’t believe it has a poltergeist, a ghost piano player, dragons, people with super power, and a fresh water whale in the winter time. He concluded that this must be the center of some magic zone. He had read about that in theory but this seems like the real thing.
He would love to stay and study the town but as a Protector he might be called away at any time. Pigeon Falls is a low priority project.
Somewhere in Pigeon falls a child says
Яйця зеленого кольору і свиняholder
I goytta tell ya them Science people got it all over us dumb flat earth lay people type guys.
Take this Global Warming stuff.
Dere was no question da earth was getting warmer.
I mean even us dummies could see that polar ice melting and feel with da poor polar bears.
But to make C02 da cause that was brilliant.
They had dis graph made by a computer and ya know it showed that correlation between the C02 and the warming. Ya it did.
Well it did for a while. But den da warming didn’t keep up with da graph.
Minor glitch they said.
Well even us dumb flat earth people know computer projections aren’t hundirt per cent.
But then C02 kept going up ( ve tried our best to stop it it) but da warming didn’t.
In fact for three years the United States got colder.
Now Europe got dat colder too.
At dis point us dumb flat earth lay people would give up . Possibly C02 isn’t the culprit.
The Science is settled but the vocabulary needs dat adjustment.
So the scientists gave us Global Climate Change.
Now whatever comes ve can blame dat on C02.
If we freeze den its C02
If we cook then its c02
If there is a draught then C02
If we have a flood C02.
If we have a huricane C02.
If we don’t have many hurricanes C02.
Boy I’m sure glad that science is settled.
Otherwise us dumb flat earth lay people would be looking for other causes . Dumb us
We might think sun spots or magnetic shifts, or big cities.
But we can’t do much bout those.
We can fight dat C02.
I love dat Science.