Thursday, January 07, 2010


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The strangest sight confronted the people of Pigeon Falls this morning. There on main street , highlighted by the lightly falling snow, was a cat with a very large hat standing on a ball and balancing a cup, some milk, a cake, three books, a Fish, a rake, a toy boat, a toy man, a red fan, and his umbrella . On one side of him is something called thing one and on the other side thing two. The cat is rolling up and down the main street bowing to anybody who goes past.
Chief Ican, on seeing the Cat in the Hat felt rather relieved. This was magic he could live with. This is the kind that has a beginning an an end. It does no damage.
But that’s when the cat rolled into Eino’s Garage and came out balancing Eino’s one and only Cadillac . This was not good. He doubted that Eino’s insurance covered being dropped by a Cat in a Hat. But now the Cat adds a sauna stove from Jack’s Sauna and heads toward Nancy’s .
Nancy sees the Cat coming and hopes the poltergeist will run interference. But the Cat doesn’t even come in her best pot flies out onto the pile. It hadn’t occurred to her the poltergeist might be enjoying this but it seems to be.
With each pass the stuff being juggled increases. The Cat added a table from last Lutheran, a statue from the Catholic Church, a pew from the Methodist church, a dollhouse from Wink’s Woods , and a pile of plastic dragons from the Kivi & Maki.
The pile being juggled is now taller than the Masonic Building and it keeps looking like the Cat is going to lose control and spill it all. Twice the car almost hit the ground but somehow the Cat regained control.
Chief Ican asked Robert to protect the items but Robert said that might not be a wise move. At the end of the book the Cat puts everything back the way it was and Robert was afraid any kind of action would interfere with that.
So they waited.


It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story
Once the Great God Super Science spoke and said:

There is Global Warming caused by green house gasses the science is settled.

From then until now it has been the task of the Super Science Priest to protect and advance this truth.
No other statement of possibility could be allowed as any other statement was clearly incompossible.

The evil forces of the fossil fuel companies sought to harl the poor dumb lay people so they could continue selling their evil product.
But the Super Science priests knew the truth . The science is settled. You could not harl them.
The Science is settled.

A few former Super Science priests sold out to the fossil fuel companies.
They said they had been wrong. There was no global warming caused by green houses gases.
The real priests wanted to thropple them but , of course in this age that is not allowed.
So they did the next best thing . They declared them to be no longer scientists because if they were a true scientist they would believe in global warming caused by green houses gasses because the science is settled.

When the science is settled you may no longer ask questions , publish negative papers, or demand to know the basic data.
The science is settled.

If a few scientists fudged a little that makes no difference.
The science is settled.

The good news for the true believers is that the vast majority of real scientists believe in global warming caused by green house gasses and that the science is settled.

Only three kinds of people don’t hold this truth:
1. Unreal scientists paid off by the fossil fuel companies
2. Dumb flat earth lay people
3. Evil manipulators like that fat radio guy.

But despite them the science is settled.

When you gather for weekly worship in the Global Warming Science temples. Remember it is your task to spread the truth and stamp out heresy. Only Global Warming caused by green houses gases may stand.

For Super Science has spoken and the science is settled.

Of course the dragons were busy today you can see them HERE.
If you want far better stories written with these words go HERE


Blogger Akelamalu said...

That's settled then! LOL

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. John, I raise my cup of coffee to you.
And I hope that Cat doesn't cause too much mischief. The Chief is having a tough enough time as it is.

5:34 AM  
Blogger Lou said...

Ah yes, those pesky 3 kinds of people that just won't go away. Real science doesn't call people names:(

I wave my frost bitten fingers at you.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Melli said...

Incompossible...income possible

Robert is a smart man and I'm sure the cat will put everything back because that's the way it is... anything else incompossible!

7:46 AM  
Blogger Gattina said...

That's too difficult for my poor mind, lol !

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Brighid said...

Thank Mother Nature, thats settled!

9:01 AM  
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9:03 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Well, the anti-green house gas people may believe now. At least they should not be laughing now as this whole cold swing is due to global warming.
Our planet still has its swings, winter and summer, but with global warming each is stronger.
It is the weather that affected, not just the hot weather. It is like a pendulum swinging and with global warming the pendulum swings wider (hotter and colder).
Since our planet is already a hot one the trend is more hot.
But in the meantime we could freeze to death before we burn. It depends on how science and industry cope with the heat. We don't have enough fosil fuel to heat the whole world in winter right now.
Most communities have banned wood and like Israel we really have depleted our wood supply already (part of the problem with global warming, isn't it?).

Your are doing good on the Pigeon Falls epsiode, Dr. John.
I am glad to see the Cat show up. I have confidence that the people's stuff with be okay or that they really didn't need it anyway.

9:05 AM  
Blogger rhymeswithplague said...

A Reformation occurred in Super Science a while back, which you forgot to mention. The term now used among the Reformed Super Scientists (RSS-Minnesota Synod) is Climate Change because that term helps explain both global warming and global cooling, which the Super Scientists had overlooked. The RSS do believe that greenhouse gases are in, around, under, over, and at the root of everyone's problems and only reformed science has the answer. However, a new denomination referring to themselves as Sun Spotters (SS) arose after a scientist named Martin Truther posted some stuff on a door somewhere. All of the groups believe that if science says it, that settles it, and if science can't settle it, it can't be settled.

9:25 AM  
Blogger rhymeswithplague said...

Sola Sun Spots.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very well done my friend. :) Robert is one smart man I think. Is his last name DoLittle? LOL. I'm glad the science is settled :)

11:07 AM  
Blogger Quilldancer said...

I agree with Robert. Enjoy the spectacle of the Cat in The Hat, and don't interfere!

There is also the chance that -- while global warming is actually happening and humans are definitely speeding it up -- that this is a natural earth cycle. Amoeba says he would like to ask the dinosaurs for an explanation of what really happened when they went extinct, but alas, they are extinct and cannot answer.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Dulce said...

Oh that global warming... worries me much my knight. Who would not?
Mother Nau¡ture will help us... or God... or whomever YEs


1:42 PM  
Blogger Ordinarily Just Me said...

well, I must be one of the dumb flat earth people because there are no payoffs coming my way from fossil fuel companies and I am not a fat radio guy though evil manipulator is still up in the air. As for the dragons, I think I liked their take better today though your words were used in a most inventive manner this time around. I shall check on the "far better stories..." and get back to you on it-or not.;)

3:39 PM  
Blogger Monkey Man said...

More shaggy dogs. I agree about head in the sand global warming detractors. My 55 is also up.

4:57 PM  
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