Chief Ican, on seeing the Cat in the Hat felt rather relieved. This was magic he could live with. This is the kind that has a beginning an an end. It does no damage.
But that’s when the cat rolled into Eino’s Garage and came out balancing Eino’s one and only Cadillac . This was not good. He doubted that Eino’s insurance covered being dropped by a Cat in a Hat. But now the Cat adds a sauna stove from Jack’s Sauna and heads toward Nancy’s .
Nancy sees the Cat coming and hopes the poltergeist will run interference. But the Cat doesn’t even come in her best pot flies out onto the pile. It hadn’t occurred to her the poltergeist might be enjoying this but it seems to be.
With each pass the stuff being juggled increases. The Cat added a table from last Lutheran, a statue from the Catholic Church, a pew from the Methodist church, a dollhouse from Wink’s Woods , and a pile of plastic dragons from the Kivi & Maki.
The pile being juggled is now taller than the Masonic Building and it keeps looking like the Cat is going to lose control and spill it all. Twice the car almost hit the ground but somehow the Cat regained control.
Chief Ican asked Robert to protect the items but Robert said that might not be a wise move. At the end of the book the Cat puts everything back the way it was and Robert was afraid any kind of action would interfere with that.
So they waited.
It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story
Once the Great God Super Science spoke and said:
There is Global Warming caused by green house gasses the science is settled.
From then until now it has been the task of the Super Science Priest to protect and advance this truth.
No other statement of possibility could be allowed as any other statement was clearly incompossible.
The evil forces of the fossil fuel companies sought to harl the poor dumb lay people so they could continue selling their evil product.
But the Super Science priests knew the truth . The science is settled. You could not harl them.
The Science is settled.
A few former Super Science priests sold out to the fossil fuel companies.
They said they had been wrong. There was no global warming caused by green houses gases.
The real priests wanted to thropple them but , of course in this age that is not allowed.
So they did the next best thing . They declared them to be no longer scientists because if they were a true scientist they would believe in global warming caused by green houses gasses because the science is settled.
When the science is settled you may no longer ask questions , publish negative papers, or demand to know the basic data.
The science is settled.
If a few scientists fudged a little that makes no difference.
The science is settled.
The good news for the true believers is that the vast majority of real scientists believe in global warming caused by green house gasses and that the science is settled.
Only three kinds of people don’t hold this truth:
1. Unreal scientists paid off by the fossil fuel companies
2. Dumb flat earth lay people
3. Evil manipulators like that fat radio guy.
But despite them the science is settled.
When you gather for weekly worship in the Global Warming Science temples. Remember it is your task to spread the truth and stamp out heresy. Only Global Warming caused by green houses gases may stand.
For Super Science has spoken and the science is settled.
Of course the dragons were busy today you can see them HERE.
If you want far better stories written with these words go HERE