Monday, August 27, 2007

Leave a comment Monday

Saying for the day: Lying is done with words and also with silence.

Fail To Comment at Your Own Risk
Last week Ardvark failed to comment and she ended up with three flat tires, an ulcer, and her husband ran off with her best friend. I'm not saying it will happen to you but why take a chance?

Today's Commentable:
Amy Mueller filed a lawsuit recently against Samy's Bar and Grill in Joliet, Ill., after she willingly tried to climb onto the bar to dance in May 2006 but fell and broke her ankle. Samy's should have had a "ladder" or other climbing aid, said Mueller's lawyer. [Chicago Tribune, 7-23-07]
The question of the day is should bars be required to provided "climbing aids" to people who want to dance on the bar?

Feel free to leave a comment.

@@@@@ News from Pigeon Falls– The little town in my basement where trains still run, dragons fly, and the games are over– All afternoon yesterday the Great Pigeon Falls Games were held. There were two big baseball games. The Catholics against the Lutherans and the Finns against the Swedes. The Catholics edged out Last Lutheran. We don’t know whose theology is better but we know who has a better ball team. The Finns for the third straight year soundly defeated the Swedes. One couldn’t help but feel that if some of those Finns ( who are Lutheran) would have played for Last Lutheran things might have been different. Later at the Fly-Inn Bar excuses and accusations would be made. The Catholics were accused of having a couple of Baptists on the team and the Finns with having some Italians. Somebody pointed out that a woman just isn’t as good a coach as a man. Last Lutheran was stuck with their Pastor as the coach. They forget how bad a coach the interim Pastor had been.
In other games Billy Eversol won the coveted position of belly flopper in the mud. His mother didn’t look to happy but she does the laundry . There were fifteen boys in the contest so winning is a real honor. This is what it means to get down and dirty in Pigeon Falls.
Alyson Bergall won the buggy pushing contest. You have to push the buggy through an obstacle course without hitting the obstacles and with the best time. Every time you hit an obstacle a recording in the buggy starts to cry and the judges add as many seconds to your time as the crying lasts. If you stop and say things to the buggy like “don’t cry little baby” the crying stops sooner but then you aren’t moving.
There were of course the more traditional games like sack racing, three legged racing, wheelbarrow racing, and greased pig catching.

Today's Link-A Blog of Random Brain Excretions- Something to think about- Leave a Dr. John in the comment.
I spent the morning getting my July and June blog entries ready to print out for my sister. Then I worked on some old pictures and watched my soaps. I was just going to start visiting the links when my Son and three grandsons arrived, early. Together we put up a dog run for Maggie. ( They worked I gave directions) Then they went and got lumber for tomorrow's projects. I hope to visit all my links tomorrow.We went to Country Buffet for the Evening meal.Now I need a breathing treatment.


Blogger Nea said...

yes, of course, and there should be a ramp just incase those of us who don't want to climb, can also dance on the fact, I really think the top of the bar should be wheelchair accessible. haha

I am just now putting my links back together, my old blog is gone, I am trying to get a new one together. My old blog got taken over by spammers.

6:04 AM  
Blogger Lori's Minute said...

Maybe Aardvark wanted her husband to leave??????

No, bars should not have ladders for people dancing on the bars, because nothing good can come from it. Imagine all the old guys breaking their necks from trying to peek up the ladies skirts.

I am commenting because I definetly do not want my husband running off with my best friend or anyone else.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Kat said...

Whether a bar should provide a ladder is completely dependant on whether bar dancing is required at this establishment...some people are just always looking for a hand out aren't they?

8:55 AM  
Blogger - PRACTiCAL CHiCK said...

Only if there is a stripper pole attached to the table...

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Ardvark!

Happy Monday!

No to the climbing aid at bars, that is worse than the dry cleaners being sued by the judge.

9:47 AM  
Blogger Janvangogh said...

Bar climbing sounds like a perfect addition to the Great Pigeon Falls Games.

11:26 AM  
Blogger QUASAR9 said...

"Last week Ardvark failed to comment and she ended up with three flat tires, an ulcer, and her husband ran off with her best friend. I'm not saying it will happen to you but why take a chance?"

Lol, Dr John,
talk about putting the fear of god into someone. I mean, I 've heard god can be an avenging god

but does he employ the Sopranos too

2:08 PM  
Blogger ArtsyTartsyViray said...

Hahah! Your Pigeon Falls update made me laugh today!

Have a great week!

3:37 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Dr. John...

Maybe the bar dancer should be charged under some "Stupidity Act!" LOL

I "blows me away" when I read of such reasons for lawsuits.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous TCOB said...

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5:45 PM  
Blogger Lynette said...

I can't belive some of the stupid lawsuits filed by people like that...who will she sue for her own dumb behavior, herself!? arrgh!

6:52 PM  
Blogger Sue said...

Happy Monday.. just dropped in to say hello.

7:04 PM  
Blogger Worldman said...

Indeed, being silent can be a form of lying. It has happened to me that I kept silent when I shouldn't.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Cherie' said...

Dr. John, thank you for making my blog your "Today's Link" - I appreciate it very much! Very glad you enjoyed my compilation of humor and wordplay. :-)


aka cdwrites

9:04 PM  
Blogger Josie said...

Wouldn't a dozen tequila shots be considered a climbing aid?

...just askin'

10:43 PM  
Anonymous quilly said...

Whew! I made it. It is still Monday in my time zone (Hawaii). I sure don't want to have to buy new tires.

1:05 AM  
Blogger Alastair said...

A long overdue comment from a not very sun-bronzed holiday returnee

will try and put some thoughts together for Sunday Dr John - thanks for your kind comments!

bon soiree, as ils dits... (Can't get the hang of French, Finnish is seriously out of my league)

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