Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Finland-Häntäpää[

Saying for the Day Aivan hyvä tavarat johtua jotta by häntäpää!.


Tervetuloa tiistaiselle suomi-sivullemme


Welcome to Our Tuesday Finland Page

Video-Finland-Nightwish Nemo





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A Finnish Phrase


Hengittäkää syvään.

Breathe deeply.

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A Finnish Joke

Finnglish menu items (real, but restaurant names withheld!)

Shrimp and crap salad for two.

Grilled pork shop.

You can have crap on your pizza.

Tepid chicken salad with bread.

We give you water only when you ask.

Dead snails from Åland in garlic and butter sauce.

The cock is recommending today's beef.

We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, or well-done.

The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm.

Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce.

Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce and pickles.

Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa.

Try traditional Finnish pee soup.

We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card). Drink something if you want (room service card). On our breakfast table you will find the cheese, the meat and some others.

Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are alive.

This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal meat.

Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes.

Blini served with cream and not real caviar.

Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar and lingon berries.

Children's hamburger is served with the French Pizzas. After clock 21 are not. Sorry.

Meat with sweat and sour sauce.

Chin piece of steak with potatoes in cream

Coat cheese and pepper in minced balls

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@@@@@ News from Pigeon Falls-The little town in my basement where the trains still run, dragons fly, and life goes on as normal– Today Holly Risingsun Niemi goes to Escanaba to enter the Miss UP contest. Holly’s mother has a PHD and kept her maiden name so Holly has two last names. She can be Risingsun like her father or Niemi like her mother. At thimes that leads to confusion in newspaper reports of events. Since Holly was really the runner up no one really expects her to win in Escanaba.
The Legend of Queen Polly keeps growing. Now the sins she confessed are being added. Of course, nobody really knows what they are or even if she confessed any but that doesn’t stop the stories. So far she has confessed to sending that nude picture to the internet. Having even worse nude pictures in a secret drawer . She burned those after the confession. Having sex with her boy friend. Stealing from Kivi and Maki’s when she clerked there. Letting the air out of Petrovich’s tires. Almost anything that went wrong in Pigeon Falls she has confessed to. Every day the legend grows as people add their own little bit to it and pass it along.
Will Polly ever get her reputation back? Will Holly win the Miss UP contest? Will she pick a last name. Will the legend keep growing? What happened to the White rabbit? And of course Is Tommy UK really the undertaker’s kid?
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Today's Link- Finland for thought- Some thoughts about Finnish and American police. Leave a Dr. John in the comment to get an extra chance in Friday's Priceless drawing.
Busy, busy day today. I got a late start on the blog because the grandchildren were sleeping in the computer room. Then I worked with Patrick and Curtis to cut the pieces for the upper portions of the train tables. I then visited all my links. Now I need a breathing treatment.
GBYA




10 Comments:

Blogger Stacy said...

You Finns eat some weird stuff! Though it's good to know the eggs come from live chickens.

7:27 AM  
Blogger Stacy said...

Nearly forgot to thank you for the Easter towels and Christmas village figurines. They arrived safely on Saturday. Thank you!

7:29 AM  
Blogger Janvangogh said...

Holly Risingsun Niemi must be Catholic as she also goes by Mary. (do they get an extra one at Baptism or Communion?)

Poor Polly Stir. So someone let the air out of Petrovich's tires? Ha!

There must be no Finns where I live. Clearly they know how to make roads --- straight and with shoulders!

8:14 AM  
Blogger Lori's Minute said...

I lost my appetite!

8:29 AM  
Anonymous TCOB said...

I agree with mom. good thing I don't eat for about 15 more minutes.
I begining to regret reading the rest of it after the video. ahhh....hum ? what to say what to say? Why couldn't you just say they eat weird stuff. By that we would know what it is. ahh read my blog. Oh and was that video for the landscape or just to show a guy on a motorcycle? I'll go for the landscape.
If i'm wrong o well you can tell me. wow i think i shoud go .

TCOB

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yah the ladys voice on the music in the video was cool who am I?

8:41 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

What a menu!

So is Betty no longer blogging! Tell her I miss her!

9:43 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Those menu items are hysterical.

1:06 PM  
Blogger bazza27 said...

I have to say that the Finnish Mushroom Salad sounds lovely, and as for the House Tart....

3:12 AM  
Blogger W. J. St. Christopher, Digital Artist said...

I really enjoyed the video. You know I have a thing for paved roads, and the music was good, too.

Thanks, Dr. John!

3:38 AM  

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