Finland-Häntäpää[
Tervetuloa tiistaiselle suomi-sivullemme
Video-Finland-Nightwish Nemo
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A Finnish Phrase
Breathe deeply.
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A Finnish Joke
Finnglish menu items (real, but restaurant names withheld!)
Shrimp and crap salad for two.
Grilled pork shop.
You can have crap on your pizza.
Tepid chicken salad with bread.
We give you water only when you ask.
Dead snails from Åland in garlic and butter sauce.
The cock is recommending today's beef.
We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, or well-done.
The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm.
Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce.
Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce and pickles.
Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa.
Try traditional Finnish pee soup.
We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card). Drink something if you want (room service card). On our breakfast table you will find the cheese, the meat and some others.
Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are alive.
This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal meat.
Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes.
Blini served with cream and not real caviar.
Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar and lingon berries.
Children's hamburger is served with the French Pizzas. After clock 21 are not. Sorry.
Meat with sweat and sour sauce.
Chin piece of steak with potatoes in cream
Coat cheese and pepper in minced balls
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The Legend of Queen Polly keeps growing. Now the sins she confessed are being added. Of course, nobody really knows what they are or even if she confessed any but that doesn’t stop the stories. So far she has confessed to sending that nude picture to the internet. Having even worse nude pictures in a secret drawer . She burned those after the confession. Having sex with her boy friend. Stealing from Kivi and Maki’s when she clerked there. Letting the air out of Petrovich’s tires. Almost anything that went wrong in Pigeon Falls she has confessed to. Every day the legend grows as people add their own little bit to it and pass it along.
Will Polly ever get her reputation back? Will Holly win the Miss UP contest? Will she pick a last name. Will the legend keep growing? What happened to the White rabbit? And of course Is Tommy UK really the undertaker’s kid?
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Today's Link- Finland for thought- Some thoughts about Finnish and American police. Leave a Dr. John in the comment to get an extra chance in Friday's Priceless drawing.
Busy, busy day today. I got a late start on the blog because the grandchildren were sleeping in the computer room. Then I worked with Patrick and Curtis to cut the pieces for the upper portions of the train tables. I then visited all my links. Now I need a breathing treatment.
GBYA
10 Comments:
You Finns eat some weird stuff! Though it's good to know the eggs come from live chickens.
Nearly forgot to thank you for the Easter towels and Christmas village figurines. They arrived safely on Saturday. Thank you!
Holly Risingsun Niemi must be Catholic as she also goes by Mary. (do they get an extra one at Baptism or Communion?)
Poor Polly Stir. So someone let the air out of Petrovich's tires? Ha!
There must be no Finns where I live. Clearly they know how to make roads --- straight and with shoulders!
I lost my appetite!
I agree with mom. good thing I don't eat for about 15 more minutes.
I begining to regret reading the rest of it after the video. ahhh....hum ? what to say what to say? Why couldn't you just say they eat weird stuff. By that we would know what it is. ahh read my blog. Oh and was that video for the landscape or just to show a guy on a motorcycle? I'll go for the landscape.
If i'm wrong o well you can tell me. wow i think i shoud go .
TCOB
oh yah the ladys voice on the music in the video was cool who am I?
What a menu!
So is Betty no longer blogging! Tell her I miss her!
Those menu items are hysterical.
I have to say that the Finnish Mushroom Salad sounds lovely, and as for the House Tart....
I really enjoyed the video. You know I have a thing for paved roads, and the music was good, too.
Thanks, Dr. John!
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