Some Sniblets for the Future
Saying for the Day: Truth is where you find it.
Yesterday I had my annual visions. After eating all the leftover beef and ham. After drinking three cans of diet cola. After eating all the remaining pie. I fell onto the couch and went into the required trance. These are the visions of Dr. John called sniblets. December 28, 2006
Sniblet I– First waking period
“I saw a small tree crying. It was surrounded by laughing donkeys. The harder it cried the more the donkeys laughed. Then I saw that they were being watched by a huge crowd of people who were shaking their heads.”
Might have something to do with global warming.
“I saw sand. Lots of sand . It was pouring down and people tried to stop it. I heard voice crying “ stop the sand” , “ Understand the sand’, and “ Join the sand” . Then I saw a globe and the sand poured from the mid-East all over the globe and still nothing stopped it.’
Might have something to do with global warming
“ I saw a horse with no legs trying to move. It was getting thinner and thinner because there was no food. Then there were hundreds of horses with no legs and people were throwing pond scum on them. The horses grew legs and carried stuff.”
Might have something to do with global warming.
Sniblet II– Second waking period
“ I saw people killing birds, hundreds and hundreds of birds. The people were sickly and looked like they would die. They kept crying “ Kill the birds” but still more birds came.”
Perhaps some kind of new religious movement?
“I saw a fence, a very long fence. It was gray with red here and there. People were climbing over the fence and crawling under the fence. Other people where crying “ shame, shame” The crawlers and the climbers paid no attention. But then a helicopter came and shot the crawlers and the climbers but still they came . They could not be stopped.”
Could be a football stadium?
“I saw a plane with no wings and yet it flew. It flew fast but there was no fuel. It circled the globe ten times and landed in my backyard. Then it developed legs and ran away. A voice said “ Behold the plane of no wings and many legs and save it or we perish”. Then another plane with no legs and using no fuel landed in my backyard and it grew no legs. A voice said “ behold the plane with no wings and no legs. Destroy it or we perish”.
Could it have something to do with future of transportation?
Then I fell into a deep sleep. Thus ending this years visions. I’ll wait for Petrovich to return and interpret them.
News from Pigeon Falls-The little town in my garage where the trains still run and so do ACLU lawyers– THE ACLU sent a lawyer today. He went to talk to Mrs. Trumble before starting a suit in county court to force her to take down the manger scene in front of the Town Hall. She told him they were breaking no law and so the manger would stay. He read her three pages of court decisions that stated clearly that governmental units could not display religious symbols on public property. That’s when she explained to him that the land in front of the Town hall didn’t belong to the town it belonged to Eino Jupola. Mr. Jupola had no problem with the manger scene. Then he went into great detail on how it was against the law for governmental units to display religious symbols even on private property. That’s when she told him that the manger scene didn’t belong to the town. It belonged to her. It had been in the family for years. It had never belonged to the town. Now a private citizen can still put out a manger scene on private property in this country even if you don’t like it, she said to the lawyer. As he came out of the Town Hall he looked up to see the dragon coming at him with fire pouring from his mouth. He ran as fast as he could to the train station and the dragon headed back to the woods. One doubts we will hear from him again. Mrs. Trumble says this does not change her attitude toward the dragon.
The question that bothers people now is who called the ACLU. Everybody seems to like the manger scene where it is. Who would want to make trouble? Nancy says she has asked lots of people over coffee and nobody will fess up to doing it. But somebody must have. One guesses we have to put it in the mystery box with the dragon and the hermit statue.
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In the Linna house nothing everr goes the way I plan it. I had planned on going to Green Bay today and visiting my grandkids that live there. I was also going to visit and old friend, Ralph, whose son is in the hospital there. But then my other son decided to come a day early and so we had to wait for him to come in. But now the boys are here and it has been fun. They opened their Christmas gifts. We have a toy called Grab It that we were going to use but it won't run. But now I need a breathing treatment.