Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thursday-Quilly Day

After much deliberation the judges asked to see all seven girls in private. This was definitely not the way things were usually done. Usually they announced the second runner up, the first runner up, and then the Snow Queen.They never met in private with the candidates. The girls knew something was wrong.
The head judge read from a prepared statement:
“ WE paid close attention all day and it was clear to us that Sally Johnson should have been second runner up, Nancy Pemberthy would have been first runner up, and
Samantha Westcott would have been Queen. That would have made for a nice court for the festivities. But then we read your ballots and discovered something we did not want to know. Every single one of you accept , of course, Samantha, put Samantha in last place, every single one of you. Now we can understand putting your vest friend as Queen. That makes a certain kind of sense but to put Samantha on the bottom is something else. It says to all of the judges that the six of you are social bigots and not worthy of this competition. So we are disqualifying all six of you and naming Samantha Queen. Further she will pick two girls to serve as her court and they will receive the prizes that would have gone to the first and second runner up. One last thing. We want you to know who Samantha named as Queen. It was Nancy Pemberthy , the girl that threw ashes on her. Now that is class.”
The judges then took Samantha out to announce her as Snow Queen.
The girls sat in stunned silence.

It is a Quilly day. Time to take Quilly’s three words for the day and write a story
scaevity n = unluckiness; left-handedness
gnathonize v =to flatter
roblet to lead astray

Jonathan R. Causistry made millions with his seminars on ending scaevity. Thousands of unlucky people attended his seminars believing the scaevity they thought they were stuck with for the rest of their lives could be cured. He always started the seminar with words meant to gnathonize the audience. He would tell them they were the smartest audience he had ever had and that if anyone could lick scaevity they were the group. Then he would little by little roblet then from real science to his made up supposedly scientific methodology. At the end he sold his five DVD course for $150 with a thirty day guarantee. Over half of the group always bought .
At age fourty he decided to take his millions and retire. That was the day he was hit by the buss and killed . One could say he really suffered from scaevity.

Of course the dragons were busy today you can see them HERE.
If you want far better stories written with these words go HERE


Blogger Melli said...

Ohhhhhh how I do LOVE those judges! A REAL life lesson for those girls! Only in Pigeon Falls... I LOVE Pigeon Falls! Have I ever mentioned that? When I retire, I'm moving to Pigeon Falls!

Seems like justice was served in the case of J.R. Causistry too.

6:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hooray for the judges. They did right and I hope those witches learned a lesson. I'm happy for the new Pigeon Falls Snow Queen. :)

Well I suppose Jonathan got what he had coming to him. A little harsh but tell that to everyone that put out $150.00 Well done my friend :)

7:46 AM  
Blogger SouthLakesMom said...

Oh . . . two stories with richly deserved endings for the bad guys! Well done, Dr. John!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Maude Lynn said...

Served him right!

10:43 AM  
Blogger aims said...

Both stories are wonderful Dr. J.

I'm very glad that Samantha won and in that manner.

As for Jonathan......ah well!

11:54 AM  
Blogger Ordinarily Just Me said...

ooh, a Karma Story-so cool and a good reminder to mind our peas and cues. Me likes.

3:55 PM  
Blogger G-Man said...

I loved them both Doc!
You are gonna hurt yourself with the groaners someday...I hope you know this..:-)

Excellent 55's My Friend.
You are a Mainstay of Friday, and your support is very much appreciated.
Have a Wonderful Week-End...G

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Alice Audrey said...

Way to go, judges!

7:00 AM  
Anonymous quilly said...

Hooray for the judges! And what a hard job they have given Samantha! Although she could just choose the girls she had picked as Queen or second runner up -- unless she gets to go completely off the board?

As for Jonathan R. Causistry, I think he got jut what he deserved. That is poetic justice, not luck. ;)

11:57 AM  
Blogger Lori's Minute said...

Thanks for giving up Betty and Pennie for a day. I will return the favor Sunday and send Pete and the kids. I will come if we think Spanky can handle being home alone all day.

Bree is volunteering at Safety Town Sat., Pete, Luke and I may got to the Home Show, Pete is bring lunch to work instead of going out for lunch it save money to buy either the Itouch or the new one that's out but I can't remember what it is called. Me, I can't stop eating....

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